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Joke of the Day
"ISIS could be considered today's Rocket Power Because they are always blasting away!"
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"How To Talk To A Woman Wearing Headphones 1. Create a podcast"
"Women and not being attractive If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."
"Q: Why did the engineer drive the backwards? A: He had a loco motive."
"Killing enemies give you XP But killing level 0 enemies is pointless."
"HR: Do you know why we called you in here today? Me: I'm not taking off my Batman suit, sir."
"When ever it rains my girlfriend just stands at the window looking sad. Sometimes I even let her in."
"""Impeccable"" sounds like a general immunity to crow attacks..."
"What Operating System does a Redditor use? Fedora Linux!"
"How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in the wallet than on dick"