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Joke of the Day
"Who are the most decent people in the hospital? The ultrasound people.!! lol"
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"Why did the guy stick guano up his butt? Cause he was batshit crazy"
"What's black and blue and hates sex? ... a rape victim"
"If you ever get attacked by a shark, don't forget to take a moment and appreciate the statistical improbability of it all."
"Did you hear about the Italian documentary on suppositories? It's called Innuendo..."
"Why do soccer announcers make terrible business executives? They constantly discuss productivity GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALs."
"[at Victoria's Secret] *folding panties on table* ""Sir, where are the fitting rooms?"" Oh, I don't work here. *continues folding panties*"
"some bitch dyke... ...filled up my mentions fggot fucker"
"People who say ""life doesn't come with a set of instructions"" obviously haven't heard of the Kama Sutra."
"When can women make you a millionaire? When you're a billionaire"