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"I got ripped off by a hooker once. Damn fish swallowed it whole and snapped the line, $24.99 lure down the drain."
"Ebola walks into a bar.... ....and all of West Africa"
"I've always been the kind of person who likes to think outside of the box. Although it has harmed my career as a goalkeeper."
"I took my wife to Hawaii for our 25th wedding anniversary. You know what I did for our 50th? Went back and got her."
"9 out of 10 people agree... Gangbangs are AWESOME!"
"Sex between 3 people is a threesome, 2 is a twosome... Does that make me a handsome guy?"
"What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse? Whoa."
"Blockbuster Joke George Lucas, Peter Jackson and James Cameron walk into a bar. George Lucas orders a cosmo. Peter Jackson orders a fine Sauvignon Blanc. James Cameron orders them both to shut up."
"There are times when I miss you so bad, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body."