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Joke of the Day
"Made a graph of my past relationships I have an ex-axis and a why-axis"
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"I wrote a joke about pigeons. Stoned pigeon poetry: High Coo"
"How do your organize a space party? You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)"
"""I'm too old for this lit."" - Danny Glover in a freshmen English class"
"What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed? A eunuchorn."
"A group of detectives did an investigation into the iPhone 7 They didn't find jack."
"""My dad could blow up your dad!"" - braggy al-Qaeda kid"
"I miss the things we shared together. Not the chlamydia but the rest of the stuff was cool."
"Any phrase can be banalized,by adding ""if you know what I mean"" at the end. EG: This morning my wife made me a ??tea,if you know what I mean"
"The guy who proofread Hitler's speeches was a Grammar Nazi."