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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Jewish rock band? I want my nickelback"

"Yo girl, you must be a butterfly 'Cuz I feel like I wanna mount you."

"People drinking wine in nice restaurants at 2:30 pm - Who are you and how do you get the time and money? Teach me."

"Seems like my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair."

"It's a good thing Maradona isn't still playing. Who knows what he'd do when the ref sprays that white line on the pitch."

"Thanks for explaining the word many to me. It means a lot."

"I am the big shot at my new job. I am the human cannonball at the circus."

"So...the past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense."

"I played the word ""mature"" in a game of Scrabble. My friend played ""immature"" and got the Triple Word Score so I flipped the board over."

"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Stab in and thrust up."