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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France? All that was left was da brie."

"I come from a long line of people waiting to get in."

"Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve? Because he wasn't polar"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."

"What's the difference between a dilapidated bus stop and a lobster with a breast implant? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean. Heard very recently and just had to share."

"I'd rather the Ring girl pop out of my TV than have the ""Congratulations you have won an iPhone"" voice ever scare the shit out of me again."

"Why do squirrels have bushy tails? To keep their nuts warm."

"Do lady dolphins ever get tattoos of 19-yr-old community college students?"

"LPT Don't order the wrong thing for your wife at subway Oops wrong sub"

"My grandfather died in Auswitch... He fell out of the guardtower"