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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France? All that was left was da brie."

"Who Killed Cap'n Crunch ? A serial killer."

"Rey: Why do you hide behind a mask? Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven acht nein."

"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but they'd have to be really, *really* small."

"I start my job at a restaurant tomorrow I can't wait"

"Relationships are like onions They seem harmless on the outside but once you get into it you'll cry."

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

"What do you call a cheap wig? A small price toupee."

"I live life by 3 rules: 1- Get ripped. 2- Stay ripped. 3- Live in denial so that life is bearable."