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Joke of the Day

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven acht nein."

"Squaring numbers are just like women If they are under 13 just do 'em in your head"

"Me: What are you doing?! 5-year-old: Hugging my sister. Me: Hugs don't start with a flying tackle. 5: Me: 5: The good ones do."

"A father walks in on his daughter masturbating with a carrot and shouts for fuck sake i was going to eat that later now it's going to taste of carrot!"

"Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms? GerMany"

"What did one Redditor say to another? [removed]"

"What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants? ""It's driving me nuts!"""

"Free Pussy Riot!"

"I get beavers and similar animals mixed up. I otter know better."

"Facebook is developing a phone. And MySpace is working on a telegram"