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Joke of the Day

"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but they'd have to be really, *really* small."

"""Special today! Jokes, half off!"" ""I'll take one."" ""Why did the chicken cross the road?"" ""I don't know, why?"" ""Sorry, that's all you get."""

"Love is that really warm feeling that starts from the tips of your fingers and goes towards the bottom of your hand. Oh no wait that's glove"

"Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks."

"My Life Thats the joke"

"Asked a tennis player about his views on Trumps 2nd Amendment gaffe ( joke ) and Omar Mateens father sitting right behind her in her rally 1. Trumps Comment: Foul 1. Hillary's: Unforced Error"

"Pc gamer A pc gamer was about to get laid but he saw a mole on her body and said ""Damn bitch you have a dead pixel"""

"A girl told me she liked teasing So we went into the bedroom and I told her that she had a weird, misshapen nose and she suddenly started crying. Women and their mixed messages."

"Did you hear the one about the guy who was about to tell a joke and then thought better of it? He killed it."

"Naming that space movie Gravity makes about as much sense as naming Jurassic Park something like There's No Dinosaurs In This."