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Joke of the Day

"If you watch Cinderella backwards... ..it's about a women who learns her place. Old one but still funny."

"I met two guys named Otto and Manuel at a party... ...Manuel made me do all the talking but Otto wouldn't let me get a word in edgewise!"

"All I got for Christmas was a pack of sticky cards. It was difficult to deal with."

"Long story short, I accidentally left the cat in the refrigerator."

"Why is the moon tastier than Earth? It's meteor."

"(Outside at dusk) Wife: Lovely evening. Me (Covered in mosquitos): Glorious."

"If Google ever goes down and stays down, I'm fucked. I know four facts and they're all about elephants and I already forgot three of them."

"I just won an innuendo competition. I had to beat off some stiff competition though."

"I totally get why women are attracted to men who ride motorcycles. Like you increase your chances of getting to have two husbands by a lot."

"What did Ohio say to Oklahoma? Oh, hi ""O"". `ifit'sbaddon'tkillme`"