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Joke of the Day

"If you watch Cinderella backwards... ..it's about a women who learns her place. Old one but still funny."

"And now, a poem. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Violet is a shade of purple, so you're a lying whore."

"""Why don't you trust me?"", she texted both the guys simultaneously."

"Did you hear of the 2 thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months."

"<- I've been drinking for almost 6 hours. If you see something wash up on shore that looks like this, please identify me."

"How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday? By putting flowers on the grave"

"You can't spell success without succ... But you'd probably get neither to be honest"

"What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope"

"So I'm about to have a unilateral orchiectomy (true story)... and I say to the urologist surgeon, ""I guess the ball's in your court now"""

"""Squad goals,"" I said, aloud, to nobody, as two rats helped each other move an entire bagel into a hole in the subway tracks"