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Joke of the Day
"I start my job at a restaurant tomorrow I can't wait"
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"What is the favorite sex position of James Bond? 69 - she **shakes** and he **stirs**."
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"Boss - can you pass a piss test? Me - Sure...distance or accuracy?"
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"Anyone know a good lawyer? (Question sponsored by Al Tebehalah's Discount Lobotomies)"
"British people are always recording their finances because the camera adds ten pounds."
"Sometimes programming gets dirty... holes[h].insert(new Objects.ConcretePillar(), new Vec2());"