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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
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"What do you call an old film composer? Hans Zimmer-frame"
"I should've listened to my dad. Friend: What did he say? Me: How the fuck would I know? I didn't listen."
"Jokes about PMT are like GMT. There's no physical line but there's signs that let you know when you've crossed it."
"I like to whisper my questions to the Librarian so they can ask me to speak louder"
"Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire? It wanted to get off its ash."
"Its not gay if its a three way The two other guys promised."
"Somebody wake up Green Day."
"Things that don't kill bees: 1. Furniture polish 2. Febreeze 3. Butter 4. Screaming"
"Ugly girls shouldn't be allowed to get pretty girl tattoos. Like instead of butterflies they should have to get pterodactyls."