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Joke of the Day

"Relationships are like onions They seem harmless on the outside but once you get into it you'll cry."

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"A friend of mine wanted me to recommend a TV series that 'ends with a bang.' I told him he might like Cowboy Bebop."
"What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books? ""I don't know what you're Tolkien about!"" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb."
"What did they name the Chinese remake of ""Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs""? It's Raining Cats and Dogs"
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"You can tell a lot about a person based on what they use as a gender-neutral singular pronoun."
"What does a programmer have during sex? An ||gasm."
"I got kicked out if boy scouts for eating a brownie"
"I had to fire my driver today So now I have all this money, and nothing to chauffeur it."
"Why are Astronauts seen as condescending? Because all they do is look down at people."