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Joke of the Day
"Who Killed Cap'n Crunch ? A serial killer."
Next Joke
"Hey! Welcome to Urban Outfitters. Are you a baby-sized woman or a woman-sized man?"
"Virgin Airlines is opening a bank called Virgin Money. It's for people who've never been screwed by a bank before."
"Did you hear the one about those kids in China? I'd tell it to you but it's a bit insensitive to tell jokes about youth in Asia."
"My walk of shame is going back for a shopping cart after realizing I can't carry 23 items in my arms through the store."
"They say yoga is the best form of exercise But I think that's kind of a stretch."
"Sorry I broke up with you via interpretive dance."
"Why are men the best chefs? Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months."
"A man walks into a bar Ouch"
"What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean? a good start."