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Joke of the Day
"Who Killed Cap'n Crunch ? A serial killer."
Next Joke
"Damn girl, are you a math book? Girl:No, why? Because you've got so many problems."
"Saw this movie about Jewish people this afternoon.. It had a hollow cast."
"Taylor Swift's next album is going to be another break-up album. It will be about her split with Spotify."
"Did you ever see someone yawn, and then yawn yourself? That psychological reaction is a phenomenon known as: ""Katherine Heigl movies."""
"DON'T shoot for the moon if you miss, you will land among the stars alone and asphyxiating"
"Irish step dancing was discovered by women waiting in line to use the restroom."
"There are two rules for success... 1. Never reveal everything that you know."
"What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee? Grounds for termination."
"Karen, if you can see this, the tupperware didn't come with the lasagna. The tupperware wasn't a gift"