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Joke of the Day
"The GPA is not my son... But I will raise it."
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"My wife is a sex object. I ask for sex, she objects."
"Rabbits who hang out in indie pet stores are hopsters."
"Typical mexico..."
"Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!"
"Don't ask me stupid questions and I won't hurt your stupid feelings."
"What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal? Computer"
"I wish I hadn't wasted so much of my life creating wacky sci-fi inventions... The time machine alone set me back 15 years."
"Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around? He was running a trap house."
"Anybody know of a good job for someone that hates people and working?"