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Joke of the Day
"Anybody know of a good job for someone that hates people and working?"
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"Your mother has terrible taste in children."
"I went to the library and asked for a book on rohypnol. That's the last thing I remember."
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"What did the cow say to the masked robber? Moo."
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"I had a one night stand yesterday..but then today I decided to return it to ikea"