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Joke of the Day

"Q. What do you call 1000 heavily armed lesbians? A. Militia Etheridge"

"What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend? Homeless"

"How is the RNC going to wash themselves of the reputation Trump has given them? Lather, Reince, repeat."

"How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar? With a chihuahua pedal."

"Perfect on the spot SFW joke What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change cuz I don't want to get up and find the remote."

"Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders. How I learned this rule is not important."

"How do you want it die? Personally, i want to go out as my grandpa. Peacefully in his sleep. Unlike his passengers, screaming and crying."

"""Are we going the right way, Yoda?"" ""Off course, we are!"" Happy May 4th everyone"