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Joke of the Day

"Typical mexico..."

"What's the difference between a male and a female? (Just hear me out.) Iron."

"[text] I'm very hungry but I'm sick and tired of the food at my work! ;( Maybe I'll try bringing lunch from home?!"

"I'm recovering from necrophilia and beastiality... I would tell you about it, but I'd be beating off a dead horse."

"As I was paying the cashier for my Christmas tree, he asked ""Are you going to put that up yourself?"" No you sick fuck, I'm putting it up in the living room."

"Bar Joke A zionist, a mass murderer and a jew come into a bar, the israelite orders a drink"

"There was a failed art theft today... the robber reportedly was foiled because he didn't have enough Monet for Degas to make the Van Gogh."

"What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone? A Buddha-pest."

"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves."

"Whoever thought of appetizers was literally like ""we should pregame this food w more food"" and I think that's really beautiful"