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Joke of the Day
"Rabbits who hang out in indie pet stores are hopsters."
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"How would you try to sleep with a fat girl? oh, sorry, i misspelled ""why""..."
"Social media: We're getting rid of chronological order. Everyone: NO! SM: Cool, right?! Everyone: NO! SM: Glad you're excited!"
"I've heard of a lot of dumb criminals... but bakery robbers take the cake"
"Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside."
"Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day. Give a man a jelly fish and you can pee on him."
"There's a man waiting on the bus Then the busdriver yells at him: get off the roof my bus!"
"Where do modern-day pirates come from? Somaaaaaarlia"
"Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late? Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!"
"America elected Donald Trump And we're going toupee for it"