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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal? Computer"
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"what kind of pants does the godfather wear? al pa-chinos"
"I used to think I was smart, a life-long learner. Turns out I'm just confused all the time."
"How many ears does Spock have? The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear."
"You people that are getting laid regularly either need to keep that stuff to yourselves or be more descriptive."
"Licked a frog once. He didn't turn into a prince but he did turn into an ambulance ride."
"Why was the homeless man's body cremated? Because he urned it"
"Dog 1: Help me with this crossword clue. Outer covering of a tree. 4 letters. Dog 2: woof? Dog 1: You're not even trying."
"I can tell y'all this; it was no black man that came up with the name 'tea-bagging' for that shit. It'd have been something like 'ball-dunk'"
"I set my phone to airplane mode I lost it two weeks ago and everyone has a different opinion on what happened to it"