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Joke of the Day

"Wipes away your tears using three precise karate chops."

"I got a new pair of gloves today but they're both 'lefts' Which, on the one hand, is great"

"Yo mamma is so stupid she thought the fast Fourier transform was a way to complete your bachelor's degree."

"Why did the chicken cross the road I parked across from the grocery store."

"Two frogs are in a bathtub getting washed. One frog turns to the other and says: Please pass the soap. The other frog says: What do you think I am a typewriter?"

"People always ask me why I quit my job as a can crusher... Well it was just soda-pressing!"

"They say that it requires fewer muscles to smile than to frown... How many muscles are needed to not give a fuck?"

"Why did God give Black guy's big dicks? He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads."

"What's a terrorists favorite sex toy? [NSFW] A blow up doll!"

"Recently historians revealed Hitler had a ""micropenis""... No wonder he hated black guys"