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Joke of the Day

"Yo mamma is so stupid she thought the fast Fourier transform was a way to complete your bachelor's degree."

"In first grade when I'd tell my parents what I learned in class and they'd act amazed, I'd think ""Shouldn't you know this shit already?"""

"I told my wife last night that I need to get ""Bed Insurance"" That way I could some 'basic coverage.'"

"Miley Cyrus was recently found dead at a construction site. Her autopsy revealed her death came in like a wrecking ball."

"Wanna hear a clean joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door."

"""This is not fair!"" - Russian guy realizing he got bad directions to the fair."

"Out of 10 puns chosen at random, how many actually made people laugh? No pun in ten did."

"So my ear doctor said... ...""If you continue down this path, soon you will lose your hearing."" and i asked. ""So no more PewdiePie videos?"""

"Got caught talking to myself today. So I pretended I was a tree until they walked away."

"The Karate Kid would be a shorter movie if Daniel had just bought a gun."