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Joke of the Day
"Recently historians revealed Hitler had a ""micropenis""... No wonder he hated black guys"
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"Is it ironic that the definition of female... isn't broad?"
"No one is more shocked that I brought my cat to a baseball game than my cat."
"HER: I'm leaving you ME: Is it because I'm too literal? HER: no it's just we're not working out ME: *buys both of us a gym membership*"
"What does the comedian say to his children on his deathbed? ""No one will appreciate your jokes once you're *dad.*"""
"[ISIS cuts off some dudes heads] Whoa thats messed up you better quit it! [ISIS breaks old rocks] OKAY WE HAVE TO STOP THEM NOW."
"There is no ""g"" in paradigm. ""You're thinking of phlegm,"" she says. Well now I am."
"I finally got my crush wet.. She got mad at me because i stole her umbrella"
"What do you call a gay man's balls? Mud flaps"
"Held the door open for a japenese women today she said ""sank you"" I replied ""we blew you up"" She hit me with her walking stick... Apparently she meant thank you Edit: grammar mistake"