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Joke of the Day
"What's a terrorists favorite sex toy? [NSFW] A blow up doll!"
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"""It's a boy!"" I shouted, tears rolling down my face. ""I don't believe it. A boy!"" It was at that moment I decided I'd never visit Thailand again."
"Life is like a box of chocolates... When you've reached the end you feel sick, ashamed, and you just want to die."
"What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome? A Baked Potato."
"So a woman asked me how I view lesbianism the other day... Apparently ""in HD"" was not an acceptable answer."
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender"
"When you get angry at someone count out loud to ten. When you get to eight, throw a punch. Nobody expects that sh!t."
"How to bring pacman to life Scratch your head and think of the Wakas. Soon you'll see pacman while brushing your teeth."
"Why do dwarves laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls."
"Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop? To Test a Mint"