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Joke of the Day

"Why did God give Black guy's big dicks? He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads."

"How did the medical community come up with the term ""PMS""? Mad Cow Disease"" was already taken."

"I swear if my memory gets any worse, I'll be able to plan my own surprise party."

"What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time? Snow Storms"

"Do cute firemen still come when a cat is stuck in a tree? Only in case of fire? Fine. But pretty sure my cat won't like being set on fire."

"Looks like the heavy bag of sirloins fell off the top shelf, landing on the butchers head, and killing him. Looks like the steaks *shades* were too high. YEAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"Parents My father was a dentist and my mother was a manicurist. For most of their married life they fought tooth and nail."

"What's the difference between a seal and sea lion? One electron"

"Sometimes, when I'm in the bathroom.. ...My dog tries to lick my balls... so I close the door...because that way nobody can see us."

"Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies !"