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Joke of the Day

"Why did God give Black guy's big dicks? He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads."

"Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch? Because it's still dressing."

"Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!"

"Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing!"

"BOSS: OK! Who smashed a hole through the wall?! [Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man]"

"I'm catching a lot of Pokemon on my drive home... ... because the hospital stay after a car accident tends to make the commute last much longer."

"What's the best way to get a Jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve."

"I saw a racially tolerant orchestra... None of them were bassists."

"[on the phone] wife: My mom tripped over the dog me: Is she ok? wife: Yeah me: Can I talk to her? wife: Sure *calls for the dog*"

"What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas? Damn near a whole set of teeth."