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Joke of the Day

"Two frogs are in a bathtub getting washed. One frog turns to the other and says: Please pass the soap. The other frog says: What do you think I am a typewriter?"

"Welcome to the homonym restaurant, where all the food sounds good, but it isn't."

"If 'womb' is pronounced as 'woom' and 'tomb, as' 'toom' Shouldn't 'bomb' be pronounced 'boom'?"

"What's often on the end of a man's genitals? His hand."

"We'd be scared of beavers if trees screamed."

"What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite!"

"My best friend back home just had his first kid but I also will be giving birth today...to some relatable content"

"How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman? Neither one delivers on Sunday!"

"What's the difference between juice and cider? I can't go deep in juice."

"Me: And the award for the most awesome daddy goes to...? *6 blinks M: The most awesome daddy award goes to...? *6 blinks M: 6: Luke's dad?"