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Joke of the Day
"2% of Japanese have cataracts... The rest drive Toyota and Nissan."
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"So I found a hair in my pasta.. AN ANGEL HAIR! lololol"
"Joke about the word joke There has to be one, there's a joke about everything, but I just can't find it, do any of you know a good joke or pun about the word joke?"
"I'm no blood spatter expert, but by the look of this bathroom floor, you're pulling your tampons out way too fast."
"""BRB"" - Hindu Gravestone"
"If Trump replaces Obama... Orange really will be the new black."
"Apple CEO Tim Cook comes out as gay... No wonder the iPhone 6 won't stay straight!"
"if a plumber's career can go down the drain... And a fireman's job can go up in smoke, can a hooker get laid off?"
"I like dating chicks with kids, because snacks"
"Ever have one of those days where you just don't feel like being at work? I've been having one of those days for two fucking years now."