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Joke of the Day

"if a plumber's career can go down the drain... And a fireman's job can go up in smoke, can a hooker get laid off?"

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"I tried to catch fog today Mist"
"What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening? A sphinxter."
"Why are so many people caucusing for Hillary Clinton... They were inspired by Monica Lewinsky."
"I wanted sleeve tattoos but keep it 'professional'. So now when I'm naked, it looks like I'm wearing a Brooks Brothers shirt with nipples."
"What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve? I'm turning over a new leaf."
"It has been proven that Australians watch TV more than any other appliance."
"[commercial] ""I'm tired of fruits that taste good."" Narrator: GRAPEFRUIT"
"A magician was driving down the road when suddenly... He turned into a driveway!"
"""And the Lord said unto John......."