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Joke of the Day

"I'm no blood spatter expert, but by the look of this bathroom floor, you're pulling your tampons out way too fast."

"Those Jihad magicians really need to learn new tricks... I'm tired of watching reporters get sawn in half."

"I wanted to show you a new link but i can't afford the latest Zelda"

"Knock, knock Who's there? I eat map. I eat map, who? *Ewwwww.*"

"Do you love multiple trees? ...No. I'm mahogamous."

"A horse walks into a bar... The bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""My alcoholism is destroying my family."""

"A grandpa tells his grandson ""Your generation depends too much on technology."" The grandson unplugs his grandpa's life support."

"What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster"

"(Guy who was trapped in a well for 20 years standing in front of the Get Well Soon cards at the pharmacy, frowning)"

"Vaginas are like weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside"