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Joke of the Day

"Apple CEO Tim Cook comes out as gay... No wonder the iPhone 6 won't stay straight!"

"Wanna hear a joke? Me too"

"What do you call 24 carrots? Edible gold."

"A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says You can't do that. Bishops can only move diagonally."

"Catch Pokemon? No thanks. I'm STD- Free."

"Yo mama's so fat... Instead of a cartwheel she does a ferriswheel."

"Why was Windows afraid of 7? Because 7 8 10."

"Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No only medium rare!"

"Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game? There was a face-off in the corner."

"One day, reddit's admin talked to mods"