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"""BRB"" - Hindu Gravestone"
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"I got fucking hammered last night so I made sure I took the bus home It was ok, except for all the passengers screaming at me to stop driving."
"I can't stop coughing. Think I'll go see a movie in a crowded theater while slowly eating a bag of bone-dry popcorn."
"Oh shit, I have a boner. Time to stop twittering and get on Chatroulette"
"i remember most of the fatalities from mortal kombat 2 but i can never remember which knob turns on my windshield wipers"
"You ever notice how many narcissistic pirates there are? Everyone I meet won't stop saying Aye!"
"Conjunctivitis.com that's a site for sore eyes"
"What do you call a terrorist cowboy? A jiiiiiihadist. Not sorry."
"What kind of jeans do ghosts wear? Boo Jeans"
"Accidentally got a ""male"" order bride and I was gonna return him but Sergei is just so good with my kids"