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Joke of the Day

"So I found a hair in my pasta.. AN ANGEL HAIR! lololol"

"Do you know why women love zombies? Because zombies love what's on the inside, not the outside!"

"Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us."

"What Are The Two Most Important Orifices' On A Woman? The nostrils so she can breathe while she sucks your dick."

"my girlfriend said I have to give up my love of pointing out objects, or she would leave. I responded: ""well there's the door"""

"Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4? They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions."

"Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."

"I know skinny jeans are fashionable... But as a slightly chubby man, I just can't seem to be able to pull them off"

"Why did the scarecrow receive an award? It was outstanding in his field."

"What's a good punch line to a Nazi themed anti-joke? Can you **not see** where I am going with this?"