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Joke of the Day

"Joke about the word joke There has to be one, there's a joke about everything, but I just can't find it, do any of you know a good joke or pun about the word joke?"

"I did a theatrical performance on puns... It was a play on words. I'll let myself out."

"I've been out of work for a while but have just got a job at a factory making periscopes. Things are looking up."

"I saw a squirrel bury a nut in my backyard today. I'm going to swap it for a grilled cheese sandwich and blow his mind."

"i never make jokes about domestic violence they really hit close to home"

"So I was giving my gf the ghomeshi last night.... ^That is the joke and punchline all in one."

"What gets easier to pick up the more it weighs? Women."

"Why do people say ""I saw it with my own eyes."" Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?"

"What did the HTML coding dog say? Href Href!"

"Shout out to political bumper stickers, changing nobody's mind and lowering the value of your car and whatnot."