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Joke of the Day
"I used to think math was useless. But then one day I realized that decimals had a point."
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"Why didn't the rat go to college? It gotten eaten by the bear...and bears don't go to college."
"They've discovered King Kong was indeed heterosexual... ...it was booty that killed the beast."
"Which came first: the chicken or the egg? The rooster"
"""A child's observation"" A child's observation: If a mother laughs at dad's jokes, we have guests."
"Latvian man walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, ""Why so long face?"" Latvian say, ""I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."""
"Cheap 1st Date Ideas: Get some matching Red Polo shirts & hang out in a Target. Give terrible info to inquisitive costumers."
"I found out something today. You should always stay happy because 'sad' spelled backwards is das. Andd.... das not good."
"Have a box of tissues on hand when you watch ""Ghosts of Girlfriends Past"" on DVD, guys. And, yes, I mean for the copious weeping. Jerks."
"""Yeah, those black pants are okay. They just need a little something. Hang on.."" [rubs up against your leg] ""that's better"" -cats"