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Joke of the Day
"What do slutty nurses go as for Halloween?"
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"Her: YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT! Me: Well... at least I'm not all of the shit"
"What workout routine did Jesus stick to best? Crossfit"
"Cop: First name please... ""Frida"" Cop: Last name... ""Gomam"" Cop: You're Frida Gomam? *peels out* Cop: Nice, nice"
"What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical."
"Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple? Because he couldn't get a date!"
"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" And the horse says, ""I'm finally realizing that my alcoholism is driving my family apart."""
"The way I see it, the only thing my daughter's little ""boyfriend"" needs to know about me is I ain't afraid to go back to prison."
"What do Harry Potter and Kermit The Frog's penis have in common? Hogwarts"
"What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks."