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Joke of the Day

"What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks."

"How does a Jewish mother change a lightbulb? ""No, that's all right. I'll just sit here in the dark."""

"What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics? They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy."

"Two Vietnamese men decided to go into business together... It was a Nguyen-Nguyen proposition."

"[Voice from police helicopter] PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! *raises hands* *takes flattering selfie in helicopter spotlight* *uploads new avi*"

"When did 888 equal zero???? When Eight ate eight"

"How did the mathematician deal with his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil"

"Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap."

"[spelling bee] -your word is 'amnesia' -can you use it a sentence, please? -your word is 'amnesia'"

"""I will love you forever or until I cum"" MEN"