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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical."

"Every night it sounds like my neighbors take turns at running headfirst into their walls"

"Damn girl, are you today's date? Cause you're 10/10"

"I'm perfectly fine with kissing frogs to find a prince...But I draw the line at kissing snakes."

"Giraffe walks into a bar and says... The hi-balls are on me."

"(Warning, this is worse than those laffy-taffy jokes) Why don't engineers have sex with much frequency? Because it hertz!"

"How many people in America do you think I can trick into believing that Brexit is the name of one of Sarah Palin's kids?"

"I love the snow. Some of my best friends are flakes."

"QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick Question! Feminists can't change anything."