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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical."
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"What do you do if you find a trumpet growing in your scottish garden? You root it ooot!"
"I cannot even fathom how deep the snow is back east! Get my drift?"
"[intercom] Please stop putting clown shoes on the sacrificial goat. The ritual is in 3 days & the other cults aren't taking us seriously."
"That awkward moment when you die, and all you were trying to do was take a selfie with a lion on a jungle safari.."
"Why did the unicycle win the race? Because the bicycle was two tired."
"Two Chinese guys walk into a bar.. The bartender says ""Why the same face?"""
"Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman? Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old."
"I asked a grape about parenthood But it didn't know much about baby raisin."
"What kind of Olive Oil do Reddit users use to masturbate? Extra Virgin"