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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" And the horse says, ""I'm finally realizing that my alcoholism is driving my family apart."""

"Two gay guys are standing on a corner when a hot man walks by. Gay man 1 leans over and says, ""See that guy? He's a good fuck."" Gay man 2 says, ""No shit?"" Gay man 1 replies, ""Well, hardly any."""

"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..."

"I have decided I will never get down to my original weight. Besides 7.5 pounds is unrealistic anyway."

"What do you call a mountain of puns? Mount Cleverest"

"Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period."

"Did you hear about the origami master who lost his job? His office went paperless."

"What did the magician's assistant say to the magician after the show? ""Thanks for halving me."""

"I'm applying for a position as a mall cop.... It has good job security."

"What do you call two guys above a window? Kurt and Rod"