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Joke of the Day

"Cop: First name please... ""Frida"" Cop: Last name... ""Gomam"" Cop: You're Frida Gomam? *peels out* Cop: Nice, nice"

"Does anybody know a rad trigonometry joke? Please don't go off on a tangent."

"People are weird. Everyone knows door handles spread disease, but whenever I ask a business owner if I can clean his knob I get thrown out."

"How do you get a baby to stop choking? Take your dick out of its mouth."

"HairLine Joke Your hair line goes Way back Like the 50's"

"Fact about apple car It has Windows"

"I know kung fu, tae kwan do, ninjitsu, karate, tia chi... and a few other asian words."

"Ferguson? What about Fergdudaughter? Must have Asian parents."

"How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it is going to about 7 episodes."

"My spouse just said I'm such a cheap date that he knew he'd actually save money by marrying me. I'm apparently the Geico of women."