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Joke of the Day
"What workout routine did Jesus stick to best? Crossfit"
Next Joke
"How often do I make a chemistry joke? Periodically."
"SECURITY GUARD: ""Sir, I have to check all backpacks"" ME: ""ok"" *opens backpack* *its full of hundreds of tiny backpacks*"
"Call me self-indulgent, but I only stay in motels that advertise ""color TV"" and ""air-conditioning"" on their sign out front."
"Why do monks wear the same clothes every day? Because old habits die hard."
"What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common? Finnish hymns"
"Don't forget to put everybody before her so she has no clue whether you really give a shit or not"
"Remember kids, those light up sneakers won't seem so cool when wolves are chasing you through the woods at night."
"30 people walk into a bar This is the worst game of limbo I've ever seen"
"My ass is a woman tonight It won't shut the fuck up."