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Joke of the Day

"If your Facebook picture is a photo of a sunset or something inanimate, I'll assume you have a dissociative identity disorder."

"What did the spaceman say at the restaurant? This steak is too fatty! I wish it was a little meatier."

"I just flew in from Chernobyl And boy are my arms legs."

"Whats the difference between 8 dicks and a joke?? Your mom cant take a joke."

"That Hamburger Helper hand guy. There's a twin out there, right? Didn't go into showbiz. Maybe an accountant or something."

"Chicken walks in to a bar... It's full of Roosters. Chicken says, ""I crossed the road for this?"""

"I used to think no one cared what I have to say. Then I joined reddit Now I know it's true."

"I had to go into the Dr's today for a regular check up, & I get in there & he pulls down my pants & started jamming his finger in my ass... Yea I guess it's time for a new dentist"

"What will they play at the presidential inauguration if Republicans win? Trump-ets I'll see myself out"

"Could Jesus make a nerd so nerdy that even he couldn't resist giving him a wedgie?"