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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting my own Build-a-Bear type place except the kids make toys for other kids and it's in China."

"Which sex position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your parents."

"What do black people do after sex? 15 to life"

"You're never gonna believe this, but I feel negatively about the day of the week when I have to stop relaxing and resume working."

"Why wouldn't the two tampons speak to each other? Because they were both stuck-up cunts."

"The key to a long and good relationship is to keep the fights clean, and the sex dirty!!!"

"What begins with 'R' and ends with a sentence? Rape"

"What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner? ""(1)/8"""

"[leans against bus stop as bus approaches & winks at girl waiting] I could easily afford to get on that if I wanted to."

"Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river? Tequila."