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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the car took LSD? It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!"
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"A waitress approaches a table full of jews. She asks, ""is anything alright?"""
"I am going bananas. That's what I say to my bananas before I leave in the morning."
"What do you get when you put 50 Politicians in a room with 50 lesbians? 100 cunts that don't do dick."
"Undertaker: ""What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?"" Wife: ""Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."""
"Asked a hen how many eggs it lays daily? It said: two eggs I said: Oh strange! It said: what's strange? the fact that I lay two eggs? I said: no, the fact that you talk"
"People keeping New Years resolutions"
"So a horse walks in to a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""
"Shredded cheese has officially been banned at grocery stores in the US. President Trump will make America grate again."
"Live this day as if it is your last. And if it turns out it isn't, make a great many apologies tomorrow."