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Joke of the Day

"A gentleman is ... a man who gets out of the shower to take a pee"

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."

"I'd like deadlines more if they were called happy endings."

"I walked outside my house wearing my Saran Wrap suit, my neighbor said ""I always knew you were crazy, but now I can clearly see your nuts!"""

"Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget? You're sure to get a little head"

"Why is a divorce so expensive? Because it is worth it."

"He asked what I like in bed so I was honest: 1. My dog 2. iPhone 3. Blankets fresh from the dryer 4. Take out"

"I wish I was poplar. No, that's not a typo. I wish I was a tree."

"What cause of death prevents a man from having a closed-casket funeral? Viagra overdose"

"Translating the German joke Germans only tell Germans. I don't like to talk about the Holocaust either. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He got drunk and fell off the guard tower."