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Joke of the Day
"What sexual position produces the ugliest children? I don't know, ask your mom."
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"How I flirt: *Stares from a distance*"
"Sometimes my girlfriend and i like to laugh about how competitive we are. But i laugh more."
"Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who could jump, run, and swim have already crossed the border."
"My friend and I applied for work at the new submarine factory. I don't know if we'll get jobs, but we'll see what surfaces."
"Help me make a joke to this punchline... (optional type of) science isn't an exact science."
"What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls!"
"Sometimes therapy is as simple as nodding to the dude next to you stuck in traffic. I feel you brother."
"How do you think bus driver interviews go? Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!"
"Two cows are in a pasture. The first cow says, ""Moo."" The second cow says, ""Damn, man... I was just about to say that!"""