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Joke of the Day
"Where does the president keep his armies? In his sleavies."
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"Obama and Putin are fighting over a phone charger. You might even say they're in a power struggle."
"Pro tip: if you absolutely must speak in court, do not put air quotes around ""the law"". Judges don't like it."
"What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common? They have lots of children."
"Trainer: ""ok, lets warm up 1st....wait, where are you going!?"" Me: ""tanning bed"""
"What did the O say to the Q? Dude, your dick's hanging out."
"""Commissioner, we've found 20 kilograms of cocaine."" ""10 kilograms you say?"" ""Yeah, 5 kilograms"""
"Whats the difference between peanut butter and Jam? (NSFW) You cant peanut butter your d*ck up someones ass"
"4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape"
"Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time."