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Joke of the Day
"I always use chloroform when stealing a child. Really puts the ""nap"" in ""kidnap""."
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"My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving! This is a new low..."
"If you punched a random Brit today... There would be a 52% chance they deserved it."
"I just had my tubes tied, and now I'm........inconceivable."
"Girl told me she had a dream that I made love to her I mean, technically, she didn't say ""dream,"" she said ""nightmare,"" but close enough."
"why is history called his-story because no one wants to read about 6000 years of cooking and cleaning...zing"
"Shift the power at family gatherings by telling older relatives you didn't recognize them because they've gotten so big."
"There are 25 different kinds of Lunchables and they all taste like a single parent home."
"Adele has announced that she will be singing the theme for the next James Bond film. Diet Another Day will be released in 2014."
"Knock Knock... What's the best ""Knock Knock"" Joke?"