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Joke of the Day

"Shift the power at family gatherings by telling older relatives you didn't recognize them because they've gotten so big."

"What do you call a caveman who likes to walk slowly all the time. A Meanderthal"

"What do you call a black man camping? Criminal intent"

"A car almost ran into me and I screamed ""WOAHHHHHH THERE BUCKAROO"" I could have died and those would have been my last words"

"I know they're bad but ya wanna know why I love dead baby jokes? They never get old."

"Why was Star Wars released in the order of episode 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3 In charge of order, Yoda was"

"A depressed Storm Trooper goes to the bar for some jager shots. He goes home sober."

"From now on when people forcefully show me pictures of their baby, I'm simply going to reply, ""Hmm... I've seen better."""

"""Do you love me, Mulla?"" whispered the girl. ""Of course I do,"" Mulla Nasrudin whispered back. ""Will you marry me then?"" she asked. ""Let's not change the subject?"" said Nasrudin."

"Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off."