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Joke of the Day
"My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving! This is a new low..."
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"Q: When Do You Hurt a Midget? When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!"
"I go to the gym religiously Christmas, and maybe Easter"
"Entered into a hot potato competition today. It really got outta hand."
"What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics? Being able to walk."
"Why hiring foreign workers can be bad... Boss: Where were you born? Woman: Germany Boss: Really? Which part? Woman: what you mean which part? Whole body born in Germany!"
"Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces."
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket..... and thinks, ""some asshole has my pen"""
"Beetlejuice 2 has been announced and is bringing Keaton back but without Winona... They were afraid she'd steal the show. /me drops the mic and walks off stage waving a pop tart"
"We really need to silence the Muslim jokes I'm talking to the guys in particular, since the Women are already silent."