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Joke of the Day

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"On this planet... Every 10 seconds... there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped!"
"I slept on my neck funny and today I will be turning my whole body like Batman every time I have to look at something."
"Speed kills Mo'mentum, mo' problems."
"Why are dwarfs so good at math? Because it's the little things that count."
"Safe sex is stupid. Safes can't get pregnant."
"Its easier to be friends with people online."
"Why did King Arthur leave no heir? He was legendary for pulling out."
"What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."
"What's the best part about dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere!!"