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Joke of the Day

"Girl told me she had a dream that I made love to her I mean, technically, she didn't say ""dream,"" she said ""nightmare,"" but close enough."

"I'm not surprised you had a facelift..but it looks like you are."

"I asked my mom to tell me a joke... ""Your love life"" wasn't the response I was looking for."

"Thanks to Twitter I now consider 140 characters ""literature""."

"a little known fact A little known fact but 6 out of 7 dwarfs ain't Happy......"

"What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist? When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro."

"Do you speak sign language? No, we sign it."

"Why do married men hang strobe lights from their bedroom ceilings? To create the optical illusion that their wives are moving during sex."

"How do pirates sing the ABC's? abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z"

"""Eat her already!"" - Animal watching people kissing"