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Joke of the Day

"Girl told me she had a dream that I made love to her I mean, technically, she didn't say ""dream,"" she said ""nightmare,"" but close enough."

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"Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over."
"Roll, roll, roll your joint, Twist it at the end, Spark it up and take a puff, Then pass it to a friend."
"What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office."
"Husband to wife: ""I am impressed, you only talked to your friend on the phone for 20 minutes."" Wife: ""Oh, I dialed the wrong number"""
"6 year old wouldn't drink out of my cup because she doesn't want my ""DNA"". Should I tell her?"
"What do you say to someone with a bladder problem? Urine trouble."
"Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? A Hippo weighs 700lbs but a Zippos a little lighter"
"A Buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand The monk says, ""Make me one with everything."""
"When life gives you lemons, make a dress with them. -Lady Gaga"